Sam Cassell All-Stars Second Team

Sam Cassell All-Stars

Also known as the NBA All-Ugly Team

Please understand that I actually like several of these guys. Many of them are good people (from what I know of them) and some are great players. But ugly is ugly…

So without delay, the Second Team!

F- Adam Morrison
F- Shawn Marion
C- Dikembe Mutombo
G- Chauncey Billups
G- Steve Nash

A few comments are in order:
Morrison looks lecherous.
Marion looks alien.
Mutombo looks look an ancient artifact.
Billups looks like Dumb Donald from Fat Albert.
Nash looks like the radiation isn’t helping.

Mean? Perhaps. True? Definitely…

Next week. The current legends of unbeauty. The First Team.


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