My favorite breakfast place is a restaurant called Flapjack’s. They have amazing food, a mostly wonderful staff and a lively, boisterous atmosphere. They also serve Freedom fries and Freedom toast. Now, since it’s 2007 and the vast majority of Americans realize that the Iraq invasion was, uh, less than ideal, doesn’t it seem reasonable to expect that this restaurant would be done with the ‘Freedom’ substitute for ‘French’. If nothing else, couldn’t they call them Iraqi fries?

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